Jul 21, 2014
Small u
Has your city banned large containers of sugary drinks? Here are a few hack suggestions
1. Separate the ingredients
Here's your carbonated water and frozen syrup cube.
I can't wait to not combine these!
2. Separate the conditions
This is a one ounce soda bottle. We have an industrial strength bottle inflator and a soda fountain. Please use them as you see fit. 
Indeed I shall, sir.
3. Klein Bottle
We no longer sell 64 ounce containers. But we do sell these extra large two-dimensional non-orientable surfaces.
I'll take four.
Jul 23, 2014
Small u

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