Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 3 years ago

    Tell him to keep his nuts to himself.

  2. Chris Tacker

    Chris Tacker said, over 3 years ago

    FAIL

  3. Bugaboo27

    Bugaboo27 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it.

  4. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 3 years ago

    This was Parallel-Earth-23, where Adam was a wise-guy and for some reason Eve had no children.

  5. YokohamaMama

    YokohamaMama said, over 3 years ago

    @Bugaboo27

    The Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge introduced them to sex, but I guess Eve thought childbirth was more of a lemon – or at least as enjoyable as sucking lemons.

  6. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, over 3 years ago

    “And on the seventh day God relaxed with a nice, tall glass of lemonade.”

  7. algurka

    algurka said, over 3 years ago

    When you eat a lemon, you pucker up, similar to sucking, so my take on this is that Eve is poltely saying that this all “sucks”—the expulsion from Eden, and the whole childbirth experience. Let alone having to forage for themselves, dangerous animals, and eventually dying.

  8. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, over 3 years ago

    @algurka

    I like the comment above yours better.

  9. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, over 3 years ago

    Wun’t that Apple a Pomegranate? Something was lost in the translation of “Old Stories to put into a bible.”

  10. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 3 years ago

    So originally the apparatus was just for draining the plumbing? Then why the extra parts and all that hard stuff? If so, what did it mean to go forth and be fruitful and multiply?

  11. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, over 3 years ago

    Too bad that wasn’t said to him.

  12. Unca Jim

    Unca Jim said, over 3 years ago

    And they talk about 1st cousin marriages today as if it were a sin !! They had to start brotherin’ and sisterin’ to kick-start the population according to Genesis..A real dandruff disturber…

  13. scsurfer

    scsurfer said, over 3 years ago

    It was a set-up.

  14. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 3 years ago

    @YokohamaMama

    AIUI, they already had sex, just not the knowledge of good and evil.

  15. Marco Polo

    Marco Polo said, over 3 years ago

    @Unca Jim

    There are theories to satisfy the fundamentalist scientist interpretations of Genesis that include the idea of Adam and Eve’s offspring mating with soulless homo sapiens, whose offspring bear souls, and thus all of humanity retains its lineage to Adam and Eve.

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