Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 1 year ago

    So that’s why he’s not featured in today’s Pearls Before Swine……..?

  2. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 1 year ago

    His horoscope said he was going to have a Goodyear……

  3. Alpha Delta

    Alpha Delta said, over 1 year ago

    Pity, that highway was spotless.

  4. TheVernalPool

    TheVernalPool GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Leave that road crossing business to the chickens

  5. Rainfoot

    Rainfoot said, over 1 year ago

    @blunebottle

    I’m sure Pastis will reuse this joke in a few days.

  6. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 1 year ago

    I greatly suspect no insurance agent likes to see armadillos or raccoons or rabbits come into his office for policies. It was a last-ditch effort that paid off big-time for Geico when it changed its name from Gecko and branched out from reptiles to humans.

  7. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Didn’t he star in the original Texas Chains Saw Massacre?

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    By: Thomas Steenhagen

    Adapted From A Screenplay By: Kim Henkel & Tobe Hooper

    OPENING MONOLOGUE – Words scroll by in a washed out yellow across a black screen as a narrator reads.

    “On August 18, 1973, a group of five friends ran afoul of a cannibalistic family of serial predators. The film which you are about to see is an account of this tragedy. These kids could not have expected, nor would they have wished to witness as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them, an idyllic road trip through rural Texas became a nightmare. The events of this day were to lead to one of the most grim, disturbing cases of our time. It will forever be known in the annals of American history as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

    EXT. Road. Afternoon

    The blacktop of the dusty, hot rod emanates heat. We slowly see a green van pulling into view as a dead, bloody armadillo lies on its back. As soon as the van comes into full view it drives right by us.

  9. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    enough already with the armies! little known fact: armadillos can read. the depression rate among army literati is astronomical and rising largely due to periodicals of this typel free the armadillo! salvation a la mode. the armies of the road, unite!!

  10. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    If the new gun law gets passed, will dillos still be allowed to be armed?

  11. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 1 year ago

    @Digital Frog

    If you can’t arm a society, armadillo.
    In Texas, he’s called possum on the half shell.

  12. DavidGBA

    DavidGBA said, over 1 year ago

    OK as long as not in arrears !

  13. le-roy

    le-roy said, over 1 year ago

    “Yeah, my wife told me I HAVE to use this mailbox.”

  14. mrduh

    mrduh said, over 1 year ago

    MAKE my life insurance premium” ?
    Spellcheck much?

  15. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, over 1 year ago

    Armored-dildos don’t even know how to spell so how can they spellcheck?

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