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   exoticdoc2 said, 3 months ago

   Cute. But if he were a polymath he could probably afford his own crackers.
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   Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

   @exoticdoc2

   “Cute. But if he were a polymath he could probably afford his own crackers.”
   

   
   Sadly, intellect is not always commercially successful. I speak from personal experience . . .
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   capnLaz said, 3 months ago

   Reference PHD taxi drivers in Boston…
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   JohnnyDiego said, 3 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   It’s not like he was a Psych major or a Poly Sci major. It’s math!
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   MayKitten said, 3 months ago

   I want that bird! (I would like him to be the bird of honor for my lunch. (Yummy!))
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   J. Short said, 3 months ago

   Only if they are designer crackers…and would your bring me some Perrier to wash it down.
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   olddog1 said, 3 months ago

   @capnLaz

   Likely because even with the degree, they can’t bear to leave college, or the town it’s in.
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   nighthawks said, 3 months ago

   ….and he still can’t use the toilet
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   Digital Frog said, 3 months ago

   There much easier to care for than a hippopotanuse.
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    jmcx4 said, 3 months ago

    @Digital Frog

    Just fill a bowl with water and drop in a couple of triggerfishometrys
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    phritzg said, 3 months ago

    He can’t hear you because he’s absorbed in his reading; that would make him polygone.
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    robolt said, 3 months ago

    Mensa Macaw.
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago

    polyphemus wanna quaker?
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