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1. 

   robolt said, 4 months ago

   Cut and paste.
2. 

   Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago

   How do your eyes not fall out when the elastic whips you back up?
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   Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago

   @robolt

   Just got this! Subtle snerk!!!
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   JohnnyDiego said, 4 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   Good Point. That’s a question for Neil deGrasse Tyson, I should think.
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   Notsoastute said, 4 months ago

   Evolution from scavenger to predator. I hope he doesn’t run with those scissors.
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   olddog1 said, 4 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   Cut it off 2 inches from the top.
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   So Lonely said, 4 months ago

   being vultures i am sure if there was a competition they would be more interested in the looser.
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   prfesser said, 4 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   You close them tightly, just as you do when you sneeze, and for the same reason – it keeps the eyeballs in.
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   pinkx said, 4 months ago

   gore is on the rocks
10. 

    Bobzilla said, 4 months ago

    Patience be damned, I’m going to kill something!
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    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    @pinkx

    Al???
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