Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. Margaret Evans

    Margaret Evans said, 6 months ago

    When will people stop using red as the color of a LIVE lobster?

  2. aciem88

    aciem88 said, 6 months ago

    When everyone becomes a cook who has cooked lobster…:P

  3. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 said, 6 months ago

    @Margaret Evans

    No need to get boiling mad about this!

  4. DevilsNight

    DevilsNight said, 6 months ago

    @Margaret Evans

    You are concerned about the reality of the color of a lobster but have no concerns that some how it has acquired the ability to talk :……………Well alrighty then

  5. gir63

    gir63 said, 6 months ago

    Yes, everyone knows lobsters are bright blue.

    http://wetaworm.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lobster-blue.jpg

  6. TimeTraveler

    TimeTraveler said, 6 months ago

    Lobsters are whatever color you want them to be.
    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/23/lobstermen-finding-more-odd-colors-in-catch/

  7. whmIII

    whmIII said, 6 months ago

    Just a large, ocean bottom feeder…also, a second cousin to a cockroach.

  8. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, 6 months ago

    …and feel free to slather that last stick of butter into your hair – gives it that nice, glossy look.

  9. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, 6 months ago

    Why do I suddenly feel like singing “Rock Lobster?”

  10. robolt

    robolt said, 6 months ago

    Crabby Crustacean.

  11. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, 6 months ago

    Buttery Bottomfeeder

  12. win

    win said, 6 months ago

    mmmmm, lobster

  13. Tigger

    Tigger said, 6 months ago

    Water boils

  14. kerb berk

    kerb berk said, 6 months ago

    @Margaret Evans

    Thank you for pointing out that lobsters are only red after cooking. … saved me from doing it.

  15. omwae

    omwae said, 6 months ago

    RL 7-8: IL 7-12
    +++++++++++++++++++++++

    “Good-afternoon,” said the stranger, regard-ing him, as Mr. Henfrey says, with a vivid sense of the dark spectacles, “like a lobster.”

    “I hope,” said Mr. Henfrey, “that it’s no intru-sion.”

    Page 17 – The Invisible Man

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