Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 6 months ago

    He probably just makes a bigger impression.

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    And they say size doesn’t matter . . .

  3. Ron Gee

    Ron Gee said, 6 months ago

    His ring finger is much shorter than his index.
    http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/06/penis-size-it-may-be-written-in-the-length-of-his-fingers/

  4. uncorked

    uncorked said, 6 months ago

    And his horn shall be exalted…

  5. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 6 months ago

    I forget is it “Horn of Plenty” ? Or “Plenty of Horn” ?

  6. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 6 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    Yup.

  7. pschearer

    pschearer said, 6 months ago

    Or could it be bipedal posture?

  8. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 6 months ago

    Money. It’s that simple. Murray sold an option on his horn to a Chinese herbalist.
    (But not a good as it seems. Rhinos have notoriously bad eyesight, and Murray’s dates are actually overweight ardvarks.)

  9. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 said, 6 months ago

    It’s just one of those facts of life when a gal—or in this case two—really goes for a horny guy.

  10. pinkx

    pinkx said, 6 months ago

    big knows job pays off

  11. omwae

    omwae said, 6 months ago

    .. and a really cute tush…

  12. markjoseph125

    markjoseph125 said, 5 months ago

    Sexual selection. Darwin rules!

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