Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    In those days, to live that long, he must have had some damn good genes! She wants them for her breeding programme.

  2. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 6 months ago

    In Hugh Hefner’s case, it’s money — lots of money.

  3. PICTO

    PICTO said, 6 months ago

    @gmartin997

    Those women hang with Hef for the same reason they don’t have to worry about zombie attacks.
    Lack of brains.

  4. clucky

    clucky said, 6 months ago

    Mebbe old dude has nice life ins. pol. ???

  5. J. Short

    J. Short said, 6 months ago

    You sure that’s not Billy Gibbons? That would explain it.

  6. J. Short

    J. Short said, 6 months ago

  7. pinkx

    pinkx said, 6 months ago

    It’s all in the big club

  8. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 6 months ago

    A May-December romance before the invention of calendars.

  9. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 6 months ago

    Hugh Hefner invented the April-December marriage. He’d go for March, but it’s illegal. You think he wouldn’t boink a hot 16 year old? Think again.

  10. Hardhar

    Hardhar said, 6 months ago

    @gmartin997

    Boink? I belive the correct term is “Schtupp.”

  11. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 6 months ago

    Boink actually about sums it up. When my wife turned 40 I told her I was thinking about trading her in for two 20 year olds. She told me I wouldn’t know what to do with two 20 year olds. Worst part is she was right.

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