Rubes by Leigh Rubin

Rubes

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  1. oldpine

    oldpine said, 8 months ago

    Because you just eat it.

  2. J. Short

    J. Short said, 8 months ago

    Don’t cow-tow to her wishes.

  3. Alphaanddelta

    Alphaanddelta said, 8 months ago

    Mmm. Rose flavored rib eyes.

  4. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 8 months ago

    Udderly ridiculous!

  5. PICTO

    PICTO said, 8 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    And that’s no bull.

  6. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 said, 8 months ago

    He steers clear of any of the mushy romantic stuff.

  7. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, 8 months ago

    How come you never bring me plant genitalia? Didn’t know you were into that sort of kink.

  8. robolt

    robolt said, 8 months ago

    Bitchy bovine.

  9. danketaz

    danketaz said, 8 months ago

    Remember to take time out to eat the roses.(brrp)

  10. iced tea

    iced tea said, 8 months ago

    “‘Cause it’ll spoil your milk and that’s all you’re good for.”

  11. Bobzilla

    Bobzilla said, 8 months ago

    Methane by any other name . . .

  12. algurka

    algurka said, 8 months ago

    Because he’s making a thorny proposition.

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