Rubes by Leigh Rubin

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  1. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 18 days ago

    Idon’t blame her for hiding from “Bucky”!

  2. lfanterickson

    lfanterickson said, 18 days ago

    Quick! Switch the tail to the other side!

  3. Colt9033

    Colt9033 said, 18 days ago

    Time to put that one on the bottle.

  4. Mac

    Mac said, 18 days ago

    Time to put that one under “Veal.”

  5. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 18 days ago

    Looks like she’s been milked to the bone

  6. johnnydoc5

    johnnydoc5 said, 18 days ago

    That is funny! Ouch!

  7. AddADadaAdDad

    AddADadaAdDad said, 18 days ago

    Bred with a beaver?

  8. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 18 days ago

    While I have never seen a calf with buck teeth, calves are born with teeth.

    When I worked with Dad on the farm, a calf was allowed to suckle its mother’s milk at first. That milk form just after the cow gives birth is called colostrum. I won’t go into detail here about how that helps the calf’s immune system. A reader can look of the word to find out more.

    I have fed calves milk from buckets with and without nipples.

    To get a new calf to drink milk from a regular galvanized bucket, you dip your finger in the milk and stick the finger in the calf’s mouth. Then while it is sucking on your finger, lower your hand into the milk in the bucket so that the calf is sucking up the milk on its own.

    Nursing cows actually tolerate a suckling calf and when the calf gets bigger, it will butt its mother’s udder really hard when it cannot get anymore milk out of a teat.

    Added note here: I always stood on the opposite side of the fence because when the bucket was empty, the calf would butt its nose against the bottom of it.

  9. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 18 days ago

    She had relatons with a Male Beaver.

  10. Roger

    Roger said, 17 days ago

    Ushindi, I’m expecting future lectures from JAD about how water is wet, fire is hot and how his second cousin twice removed once owned a bakery on Main Street of Walla Walla, Washington.

  11. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 17 days ago

    How about this;
    Water is wet
    Fire is hot
    JAD is Captain Know-it-all….
    NOT!

  12. eardroppings

    eardroppings said, 17 days ago

    Roger,
    LOL.

    I’ve discovered a little trick for everyone to actually ENJOY Mr. Doty. Here’s what you do…

    as you read his posts, read it in Cliff Clavin’s voice. It actually becomes very funny and you cam learn to look forward to his Clavinistic pontifications.

  13. Roger

    Roger said, 17 days ago

    eardroppings, that’s perfect!
    :P