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   parethed said, about 1 month ago

   Maybe he can hum a few bars…

2. 

   big G 3469 said, about 1 month ago

   Uh you can’t make that bird sing, he’s a hummer!

3. 

   Hardhar said, about 1 month ago

   Let the hummer jokes begin!

4. 

   Ronshua said, about 1 month ago

   There once was a Hummer from NANTUCKET …………..

5. 

   TheWildSow said, about 1 month ago

   …Who kept all his cash in a bucket
   His daughter named Nan
   Ran away with a man
   And as for the bucket, Nantucket!

   He followed the pair to Pawtucket
   The man and the girl and the bucket
   He said to the man,
   You’re welcome to Nan
   But as for the bucket, Pawtucket!

6. 

   Jolly1995 said, about 1 month ago

   Oh, boy,,,,,,,,,

7. 

   BC13 said, about 1 month ago

   The was a joke once or a line in some old movie or TV show about killing a canary because it was going to sing…can’t remember.

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   Mac said, about 1 month ago

   Did you hear the one about the bird who wore a bell? It was a humdinger!

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   DigitalFrog said, about 1 month ago

   There once was a hummer from Philly,
   Who was arrested for fraud (I mean, really!)
   They tried everything
   To make the bird sing
   But the cops ended up looking silly…

10. 

    nighthawks said, about 1 month ago

    they need a ‘good cop’ who offers bird seed and a comfy perch

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    He can’t sing, he don’t know the words.
    He’s a STOOL Pigeon
    They left the stool outside,
    Thank goodness.

12. 

    Ushindi said, about 1 month ago

    They need the toughest cop in the world - Pearl. She made Will Ferrell talk!

    Baby Cop

13. 

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    He can’t sing, and he can’t dance.

    Tough luck, maaannnnnn!

    Ya know?