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   JFri said, 6 months ago

   I have always said “Aren’t you glad people don’t greet each other like dogs do?” And aren’t you glad the makers of Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific don’t make feminine hygiene products?

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   Mac said, 6 months ago

   JFri says: I have always said “Aren’t you glad people don’t greet each other like dogs do?”

   I stopped saying that when I realized I was getting weird looks.

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   TheRedHatt said, 6 months ago

   A couple sharp toots should cure that ! I hope ?

4. 

   calvinandquestionmark said, 6 months ago

   Just butt out

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   Doctor Toon said, 6 months ago

   Imagine the bars, if people were like dogs.

   A man walks into the bar and sniffs the air.
   “There’s a b!t@# in heat here, where is she? Aw, over there surrounded by guys. Good! I get to fight for it.”

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   soap123 said, 6 months ago

   In reference to JFri’s comment:
   A woman walks into the HR Director’s office and says, “I want to file a sexual harassment complaint against one of the men in my department.”
   The HRD asks, “What did he do?”
   “He said my hair smelled nice,” she answers.
   “Most women would take that as a compliment,” the HRD tells her.
   “Normally, I would, too,” she says, “but the guy is a midget.”

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   Lisa said, 6 months ago

   SOAP123 - eewww - but LOL!

8. 

   StradMan37 said, 6 months ago

   RU a dog or what???

   I know, I know - “Yes, she is”…..