Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady

Rose is Rose

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  1. Zero-Gabriel

    Zero-Gabriel said, over 1 year ago

    I always feel that it’s best to take those lemons that Life gives you, cut one in half and rub it hard into Life’s eyes!


    It’s MORE Fun that way.

  2. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago

    Dried out platitudes. But if they were novel, they wouldn’t be platitudes.

  3. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t try to make her feel better! It’s just her time of month!

  4. marvee

    marvee GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Not so much a combo platter as re-warmed hash.

  5. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, over 1 year ago

    Platitudes generally make people who are down feel worse.

  6. dkram

    dkram said, over 1 year ago

    Just shut up and kiss the girl.
    .
    \\//_

  7. Doctor11

    Doctor11 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    You’re getting to her, Jimbo, keep it up.

  8. Kydex29

    Kydex29 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @dkram

    Gently rub her neck and shoulders and offer to give her a 15-minute back and foot massage with no strings attached. After the massage tuck her in and leave her to nap or lie there relaxed for as long as she wants while you take over for her around the house. Repeat as necessary, without waiting to be asked, for the rest of your very happy married life. Ladies, if you want it to last, be sure to reciprocate in your own way.

  9. scretwitch

    scretwitch said, over 1 year ago

    @Zero-Gabriel

    Somedays life is too quick for me to do that. So I like to add a little vodka and cranberry juice to the lemons and make a good cocktail!

  10. Lamberger

    Lamberger said, over 1 year ago

    These are more like PLATE-itudes.

  11. argy.bargy2

    argy.bargy2 said, over 1 year ago

    @Zero-Gabriel

    Good one!

  12. argy.bargy2

    argy.bargy2 said, over 1 year ago

    @jnik23260

    Boring stereotype. Fail. Next commenter, please!

  13. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, over 1 year ago

    Jimbo might break the ‘record’ for ‘plattertudes’.

  14. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, over 1 year ago

    @dkram,
    Doesn’t a stiff upper lip hinder a passionate kiss?

  15. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, over 1 year ago

    When life gives you lemons, it sours your disposition.

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