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   vwdualnomand said, 3 months ago

   should have just left her sleep on the couch. then, you have the whole bed to yourself.
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   DouglasDDouglas said, 3 months ago

   On planet my life my wife… If I try and wake her when she falls asleep on the couch I get slapped. If I try to carry her to the bedroom I get a hernia. If I let her sleep on the couch for the entire night I hear about how I never try and move her to the bed when she crashes on the couch….
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   solarrhino said, 3 months ago

   @DouglasDDouglas

   Stand back and wake her with a glass of water! #HappyToHelp
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   specinss said, 3 months ago

   If at first you don’t succeed, set an alarm.
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   Gator007 said, 3 months ago

   @solarrhino

   She will come after with bodily harm on her mind.
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   Bethy85 said, 3 months ago

   @DouglasDDouglas

   I’m so sorry you’ve got a “typical” wife! Glad I don’t live up to that standard. When my husband wakes me he gets a big smile. Or at least a very disoriented one and I get myself up & walk to bed. He’s carried me a couple of times and I loved it! No hernia for him either :)
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   Macushlalondra said, 3 months ago

   Just bring her a pillow and a blanket.
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   Puddleglum2 said, 3 months ago

   That’s a bit of a stretch.
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   Comic Minister said, 3 months ago

   Whoa! Impressive.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    @vwdualnomand

    You must live alone.
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    maureenspeach said, 3 months ago

    @vwdualnomand …….I bet your wife adores you because you’re so romantic!
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    truecanadianliberal said, 3 months ago

    @DouglasDDouglas

    Leave her there and tune out her whining. Less painful than a hernia or a slap. And you can walk away from it.
    I would try to lift/carry her once. If she was not properly grateful, she would not have a second chance.
    Why are married guys so conditioned to be wimps?
13. 

    Meowlin said, 3 months ago

    “Rose, darling, my friend
    With only you and what I’ve found
    We’ll wear the weary hours down…”
    - Steely Dan
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    ChappellGirl5 said, 3 months ago

    @truecanadianliberal

    It’s called love, concern, consideration, compromise, marriage – take your pick.
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    Chikuku said, 3 months ago

    And where she slept, they made her bed…
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