Rogue Symmetry by Derrick G. Wood

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 1 year ago

    When Timmy finally knew how to go by himself on the can, he then saw he was a woman, and not a man, due to the seemingly high cost of the man-made toilets at Lowes.

  2. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 1 year ago

    An attentive Urinal Consierge will wait until you zip up and back away before flushing.

  3. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Due to customer complaints, the restaurant replaced those annoying auto-flush toilets.

  4. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 1 year ago

    I miss the old floor-length models. A few weeks ago I used one that was hung too high. “This’ll keep ’em on their toes,” the plumber said after installing it. Don’t get me started on the “man trough” at the stadium.

  5. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 1 year ago

    @Rogue Symmetry

    Check out today’s Cowtown.

  6. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    My hands are tied in this one. I don’t frequent men’s rooms.

    Have no idea what goes on there.

    I could do some research I guess, but you’d have to up the game for me.

    Like, Oh, I don’t know……….maybe the winner would get a years supply of toilet paper or urinal cakes or something.

    I’d have to dress up like a man and develop a swaggering posture and all. Then I’d have to avert my eyes from all the exposed………… Well, never mind, Derrick. I simply don’t think you can offer a prize that would be worth putting myself through all that.

    Is it ok if I call someone on my ‘help line’? I know, I’ll ask hubby what goes on in a fancy men’s room with people to flush the urinals for you. But I’ll have to wait till tomorrow. (later today) since it’s 2am and I don’t think you’d want to hear the answer if I woke him up to ask him now. So, to be continued……………………….

  7. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Rogue Symmetry

    …with the all new Otto Flush.

  8. Max Garcia

    Max Garcia GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Let me handle that for you

  9. Buzza Wuzza

    Buzza Wuzza said, over 1 year ago

    it’s not just my job, it’s a pleasure

  10. edowens

    edowens GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    After his acting career tanked, Pee Wee Herman had to take work where ever he could find it.

  11. Walt  Beringson

    Walt Beringson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Lance liked his new job a little too much.

  12. Amy Bucheger

    Amy Bucheger said, over 1 year ago

    Courtesy-Flush brought to you by I.C.U.P.

  13. Walt  Beringson

    Walt Beringson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Being a cartoonist, Lance had to pay the bills somehow.

  14. StelBel

    StelBel GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @edowens

    Pee Wee’s New Adventure

  15. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Oh my God, you all are making me laugh so hard. This is great. I will be using an independent judge since one of you (Amy) already sent me bribe money to use a caption. I appreciate the $3.75, but it just wouldn’t be ethical for me to do the judging when I have people trying to buy my vote.

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