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   Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 4 months ago

   When Timmy finally knew how to go by himself on the can, he then saw he was a woman, and not a man, due to the seemingly high cost of the man-made toilets at Lowes.
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   briatollah said, 4 months ago

   An attentive Urinal Consierge will wait until you zip up and back away before flushing.
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   Rogue Symmetry said, 4 months ago

   Due to customer complaints, the restaurant replaced those annoying auto-flush toilets.
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   briatollah said, 4 months ago

   I miss the old floor-length models. A few weeks ago I used one that was hung too high. “This’ll keep ’em on their toes,” the plumber said after installing it. Don’t get me started on the “man trough” at the stadium.
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   briatollah said, 4 months ago

   @Rogue Symmetry

   Check out today’s Cowtown.
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   beviek said, 4 months ago

   My hands are tied in this one. I don’t frequent men’s rooms.

   Have no idea what goes on there.
   
   I could do some research I guess, but you’d have to up the game for me.

   Like, Oh, I don’t know……….maybe the winner would get a years supply of toilet paper or urinal cakes or something.
   
   I’d have to dress up like a man and develop a swaggering posture and all. Then I’d have to avert my eyes from all the exposed………… Well, never mind, Derrick. I simply don’t think you can offer a prize that would be worth putting myself through all that.
   
   Is it ok if I call someone on my ‘help line’? I know, I’ll ask hubby what goes on in a fancy men’s room with people to flush the urinals for you. But I’ll have to wait till tomorrow. (later today) since it’s 2am and I don’t think you’d want to hear the answer if I woke him up to ask him now. So, to be continued……………………….
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 4 months ago

   @Rogue Symmetry

   …with the all new Otto Flush.
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   Max Garcia said, 4 months ago

   Let me handle that for you
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   Buzza Wuzza said, 4 months ago

   it’s not just my job, it’s a pleasure
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    edowens said, 4 months ago

    After his acting career tanked, Pee Wee Herman had to take work where ever he could find it.
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    Walt Beringson said, 4 months ago

    Lance liked his new job a little too much.
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    Amy Bucheger said, 4 months ago

    Courtesy-Flush brought to you by I.C.U.P.
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    Walt Beringson said, 4 months ago

    Being a cartoonist, Lance had to pay the bills somehow.
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    StelBel said, 4 months ago

    @edowens

    Pee Wee’s New Adventure
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    Rogue Symmetry said, 4 months ago

    Oh my God, you all are making me laugh so hard. This is great. I will be using an independent judge since one of you (Amy) already sent me bribe money to use a caption. I appreciate the $3.75, but it just wouldn’t be ethical for me to do the judging when I have people trying to buy my vote.
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