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   Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 6 months ago

   Hence the"Joe’s Crab Shack" shirt.
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   beviek said, 6 months ago

   Hahaha And now it’s spreading all over GoComics! Um, his personal business, that is, not the crabs………… scratch….scratch
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   Number Six said, 6 months ago

   True story.
   
   A sergeant was granted leave during the ll World War and returning to London, discovered he had crabs. Asking a chemist discreately in a packed drug store for blue uncton, the chemist repeatedly asked him to speak up.
   
   “I WANT BLUE UNCTON!”, bellowed the sergeant – “I’VE GOT F%#@ING CRABS!”
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   Brian Ponshock said, 6 months ago

   What kinda business is Joe running anyway?
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 6 months ago

   Sure cure for them.
   You’ll need a shaving razor, kerosene, a lighter and an ice pick.
   .
   shave half the affected area
   pour kerosene on the other half and light it
   when the little suckers run away from the fire
   stab ‘em with the ice pick.
   .
   It may not get rid of all of them, but you’ll be a lot more careful in Vegas.
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   Buzza Wuzza said, 6 months ago

   The revolution is here on Sherpa! No more waiting for Mutt & Jeff to make STD jokes!
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   Nancy said, 6 months ago

   lol! could have been worse.
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   Jon Ormsbee said, 6 months ago

   I can think of many things that stay in Vegas but the only thing taken from LV that you can keep for a lifetime is herpes.
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

   @Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

   Oh the education learned from reading comics!
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    Dave Hussell said, 6 months ago

    In Vegas the crabs are usually at the slot machines. You don’t believe me, go to the slots and start talking to one of the older ladies sitting at one. She will not hesitate to tell you to get the hell out of her space.
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    Dave Hussell said, 6 months ago

    @Number Six

    And your story reminds me of a not-so-true story.

    
    Two army sergeants visit a woman’s house, who was known to do certain favors for guys wink. The next day one of the sergeants runs to his buddy all upset. He tells him that he just caught word that the woman they visited has been spreading a disease of the privates. His buddy nudges him with his elbow and proudly quips, "That’s okay, we’re sergeants!
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    MIxed Medications said, 6 months ago

    This is too funny.
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    bradcperri said, 6 months ago

    Tough times.
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    Ron said, 6 months ago

    Hmmm… Vegas is a couple of hundred miles from the ocean – Crabs? It’s a long way to crawl for a crab – I just don’t know.
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    Ron said, 5 months ago

    Another thing – my money damn well stayed stayed in Vegas.
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