Rogue Symmetry by Derrick G. Wood

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, about 2 years ago

    Hence the"Joe’s Crab Shack" shirt.

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Hahaha And now it’s spreading all over GoComics! Um, his personal business, that is, not the crabs………… scratch….scratch

  3. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 2 years ago

    True story.

    A sergeant was granted leave during the ll World War and returning to London, discovered he had crabs. Asking a chemist discreately in a packed drug store for blue uncton, the chemist repeatedly asked him to speak up.

    “I WANT BLUE UNCTON!”, bellowed the sergeant – “I’VE GOT F%#@ING CRABS!”

  4. Brian Ponshock

    Brian Ponshock GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    What kinda business is Joe running anyway?

  5. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Sure cure for them.
    You’ll need a shaving razor, kerosene, a lighter and an ice pick.
    .
    shave half the affected area
    pour kerosene on the other half and light it
    when the little suckers run away from the fire
    stab ‘em with the ice pick.
    .
    It may not get rid of all of them, but you’ll be a lot more careful in Vegas.

  6. Buzza Wuzza

    Buzza Wuzza said, about 2 years ago

    The revolution is here on Sherpa! No more waiting for Mutt & Jeff to make STD jokes!

  7. Nancy

    Nancy said, about 2 years ago

    lol! could have been worse.

  8. Jonno

    Jonno GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I can think of many things that stay in Vegas but the only thing taken from LV that you can keep for a lifetime is herpes.

  9. Lisa  4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, about 2 years ago

    @Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Oh the education learned from reading comics!

  10. Dave Hussell

    Dave Hussell said, about 2 years ago

    In Vegas the crabs are usually at the slot machines. You don’t believe me, go to the slots and start talking to one of the older ladies sitting at one. She will not hesitate to tell you to get the hell out of her space.

  11. Dave Hussell

    Dave Hussell said, about 2 years ago

    @Number Six

    And your story reminds me of a not-so-true story.


    Two army sergeants visit a woman’s house, who was known to do certain favors for guys wink. The next day one of the sergeants runs to his buddy all upset. He tells him that he just caught word that the woman they visited has been spreading a disease of the privates. His buddy nudges him with his elbow and proudly quips, "That’s okay, we’re sergeants!

  12. MIxed Medications

    MIxed Medications said, about 2 years ago

    This is too funny.

  13. Pirate Mike

    Pirate Mike GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Tough times.

  14. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Hmmm… Vegas is a couple of hundred miles from the ocean – Crabs? It’s a long way to crawl for a crab – I just don’t know.

  15. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Another thing – my money damn well stayed stayed in Vegas.

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