I am sorry to have upset you so much. I thought I was trying to lift the discussion, but evidently not to your liking. I will try to make my future posts more worthy.
(Full disclosure: I don’t have a freezer in my personal office. Nor do I have need for a shower at my office. I have one at home. And if I had an unlimited government expense account, I am pretty sure I would not abuse it by putting in a shower and a freezer. You are welcome to feel differently. It’s still a free country, so they say.)