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   Zyreenesque said, about 17 hours ago

   the ancient Australians chewed “gum”
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   nazzofoggenmach said, about 17 hours ago

   blew whale?
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   AussieDownUnder said, about 17 hours ago

   Gasp.
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   Jogger2 said, about 17 hours ago

   It wasn’t a genuine lightsaber, because there is no such thing. What was aboard the Discovery was a genuine prop from Star Wars.
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   simpsonfan2 said, about 16 hours ago

   Which is where the word mastication comes from. And how does the whale tie the ends of the balloons?
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   simpsonfan2 said, about 16 hours ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Oh, maybe he melts them shut using a lightsaber on the lowest power setting.
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   capnLaz said, about 16 hours ago

   He ties ’em with his sexy tongue.
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   Professor Lindenbrook said, about 16 hours ago

   @Jogger2

   Oh Jogger, if we could only be as effin smart as you. You have shown your superior intellect and we are in awe!!!
   Such is wrong in this self-absorbed, know-it-all-I’m on my soapbox listen to me I am so friggin smart internet generation. I tell ya what, Jogger, …use some of this superior intellect to try and help mankind instead of trying to demonstrate how smart you are.
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   John Bollinger said, about 13 hours ago

   @Professor Lindenbrook

   Lighten up Prof.
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    dkram said, about 11 hours ago

    I have chewed spruce gum, the dried pitch of the Spruce Tree.
    .
    \\//_
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    algurka said, about 11 hours ago

    So, did the “genuine lightsaber” work any better in space?
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    nighthawks said, about 11 hours ago

    unfortunately, mister blue whale doesn’t have any lips
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    SeaFox10 said, about 11 hours ago

    I’m still waiting for hand phasors!
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    Puddleglum2 said, about 10 hours ago

    The blue (blew) whale could keep Calvin’s kite aloft with his breath.
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    ☆☆☆☆☆|~| °●° ★★★★★ said, about 9 hours ago

    They used to send record players into space playing music.
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