Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano

Ripley's Believe It or Not

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  1. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 12 months ago

    Jocko has gone from Heaven to where??

  2. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 12 months ago

    Then hackers and people spreading computer virus would be devil worshipers?

  3. Jogger2

    Jogger2 said, 12 months ago

    Jocko might not have “known” many cows. There would have been artificial insemination.

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 12 months ago

    @Jogger2

    Homer: “Artificial insemination? Man, you have to be pretty desperate to want to do it with a robot.”
    Marge: “(Whispers)”
    Homer: “I knew that.”

  5. briatollah

    briatollah said, 12 months ago

    @AussieDownUnder

    From Heaven to the slaughter house, from there to the butcher shop.

  6. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 12 months ago

    @Jogger2

    Climatic I know, but still sort of takes some of the fun out of it.

  7. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 12 months ago

    Don’t get too impressed, guys; Jocko didn’t hump 400,000 cows. In fact he didn’t do anything except stand there while they “milked” his sperm. It was all by artificial insemination.
    As to whether he actually “knew” any of those cows, that’s personal.

  8. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 12 months ago

    @gmartin997

    Hope he knew a least one. The disturbing thing here is did Jocko die a “technical virgin”? Still he did get his rocks off. :)

  9. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 12 months ago

    Paragliding I can stay aloft all day, no fuel, no energy, it’s magnificent.

  10. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, 12 months ago

    Knew about the vultures. I follow Wall Street.

  11. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 12 months ago

    Prof Danglais, without an engine, my 172 made a pretty good glider, that is it didn"t fall out of the air, just got slowly closer to the ground.

  12. Knightman

    Knightman said, 12 months ago

    I can hear Jose Feleciano’s song “Turkey Buzzard” in the background. Fly Bird Fly.

  13. Trickle Down

    Trickle Down said, 12 months ago

    Speaking of artificial insemination, I wonder if that’s how Jacob Zuma ended up with all those progeny?

  14. CaptainRC

    CaptainRC said, 12 months ago

    File sharing as a sacred act? Lars Ulrich would be a blasphemer, then! LMAO!!!

  15. Puddleglum2

    Puddleglum2 said, 12 months ago

    And vultures don’t get ‘sore’ wings!

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