Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 07, 2016

Transcript:

Narrator: At alliance headquarters... Woman: Col. Fusspot, sir... Col. Fusspot: What is it? Miss Slaphappy? You know I can't think about my morning sanka. Woman: A top agent of the alliance is in your office, and wants to know which idiot fired Rip Haywire. Col. Fusspot: Any chance you're willing to fall on a sword for your beloved boss? Woman: Let me see if any pigs are flying and get back to you.