Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 14, 2015

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Rip Haywire: Cobra? Cobra Carson: That's my name. Who's asking chinzo? Rip Haywire: Name's Rip Haywire... I need some help... On these islands, help comes with a price, and I need some decent moisturizer... jail is murder on my complextion. Rip Haywire: Did you do what got you locked up in here? Cobra Carson: Define "Do"? Rip Haywire: At midnight, put that mattress up against the bars. Lie beneath it. Cobra Carson: Another mattress-obsessed visitor! Man, these islands are just loaded with weirdos!