Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 01, 2015
Transcript:
Rodeo Jones: Happy New Year, Haywire! You did all this damage by just shoveling snow? I'd hate to see you in a polar vortex! Frank Finkle: Sheriff, I want Rip Haythrower locked up... he's been a menace to this 'burb since the day he got here! He's... he's... Breezy: Rip, before you're sent to C-Block, I'd like you to meet my Mother. Frank Finkle: Jail? Not on New Year's Day! Introduce me to your lovely Mother-in-Law. Rip. Rip Haywire: Nope, my feelings are hurt. Lock me up, Rodeo.
Happy New Year, Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!