Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 29, 2013

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Rip Haywire and the Curse f Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Rip Haywire: I havent' heard from you in five years, Ma! And you pop up and start blathering about old business? Rip Haywire's Mom: Sweetie, you know I worry about you. Rip Haywire: Then how come you ignore all my Facebook Friend requests? Rip Haywire's Mom: Son, listen. That maniac longboard didn't forget what you did to him. Keeping him from that doodad, all these years. Rip Haywire: I'll add him to the long list of madmen who I've bested. He's just another vengeful troll. Where is she, Mom, where's Cobra? TNT: Oh not her again! Rip Haywire's Mom: She's in a company safe house on the Big Island of Hawaii. I can get you a flight in an hour if you're in? Rip Haywire: I'm in- TNT, you're my right arm in adventure. But I need to ask you to sit this one out? TNT: Can I have a moment to decide? Yes! Yes! Sweet sainted mother of all that's holy! My prayers have been answered! *ahem* well, just this one time.