Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson

Rip Haywire

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  1. Veridian

    Veridian said, over 2 years ago

    “My Ex wife broke my heart, stole my money, my truck and my best huntin’ dawg…..I’m gonna miss that Dawg! "


    " I Finally got a Gun for my Wife…….Best Trade I EVER made! "


  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    ‘What you got there?’
    ‘Sixpack for the wife.’
    ‘Good trade!’

  3. mntim

    mntim GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    She may be a no-good, double-crossing pirate queen, but, dammit, she’s COBRA!

  4. John Russell

    John Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago


    Veridian, how long ago did that happen? I guess what I really want to know is did you go through a whole hunting season without the dog? This stuff of you getting her a gun scares me and I aint afraid of much. The woman that I have been married to for the last 34 years is probably the best shot that I know. (and a great trout fisherman) If I’m shooting at you just zig right zig left and you’ll be okay, but If my bride takes aim you just as well make funeral arraignments; handgun, rifle, .22 it doesn’t matter. She likes our .357, but complains about how loud (even with earplugs) it is. I got a new 300 Winchester Magnum and put a 3 × 9 Trophy Master scope on it. It does NOT buck very hard, but man is that baby loud. This gun has a synthetic stock, so it is pretty light and I have it sighted in for 75 yards. It’s hard to imagine that it does not kick any harder than it does, especially with that loud cannon sound. She has not fired it yet, but I bet when she does that she’ll like it. JR

  5. EarlOfCork

    EarlOfCork said, over 2 years ago

    Rip, haven’t you learned yet that you’re always wrong when you distrust Cobra?

  6. A_Dream4u

    A_Dream4u said, over 2 years ago

    if anything is the “bowels of hell” its right here in Sullivan county NY

  7. Dragoncat

    Dragoncat GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    So Cobra wanted custody of the dog…and not the son?
    What a way to end a bogus marriage!

  8. Dragoncat

    Dragoncat GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Good thing I had my gallbladder removed back in ’98.

  9. Taz

    Taz said, over 2 years ago

    Maybe she was gonna trade TNT to get Crystal out of jail?

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