Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2013
February 09, 2013
February 12, 2013
Transcript:
Jefe: The prisoners! They're gone! Guard: Look at the bright side, Jefe! We can keep their security deposit! Rip and his family have just escaped from a south american jail! Jefe: How did this happen? Guard: It was the big lug, with the helicopter and the chin like and angry mongoose! Jefe: How is it that you have not killed this man, Frederico? Guard: I believe I have what the gringos refer to as "the yips." Meanwhile... Rip: Hang on, dad! I'll pull you out of this! (sniffle) Doctor: He said to stop driving like a 90-year-old nun! Dutch: Mumble mumble.
Hey, nuns are cooler than you think! My English teacher at Fordham University, Sister Francesca Thompson, was actually on the Tony Award Committee back in the day, and she was one of the smartest, nicest, worldliest nun ever, and still is!