Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2012
May 01, 2012
May 03, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra: Hot death! Hot death! Rip: Cobra! Popokitty! Cobra: Rip, let's get out of here! Lava just wiped out the village! Voice: Aieee! Help! Rip: Head for the beach, gang! Somebodyneeds danger advice, and I'm always on call! Meanwhile, over the ridge! Louise: Oh, mano! I knew we'd pay with our lives for stealing the village gold! Mano: Hooey! I'm way too narcissistic to believe that, sweety!
Ha! I’m aware of my narcissism because I’m the greatest narcissist of all time!- I call radio stations and dedicate “You’re So Vain” to myself.- I have a full length mirror in front of my toilet, ‘cause I look good even then.- I sign my own farewell cards with "to one of the greatest guys I’ve ever been."(Just joking mntim … but Holigans can feel free to come up with stories to out narcissize me.)