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Rip Haywire

By Dan Thompson
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May 7, 2009
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TNT: Nothing new there. 
Rip Haywire: TNT! You saved my life... while only mildly maiming the forest's noblest giant! 
TNT: But Rip-our androgynous captive is mushroom mulch-and you're hurt! 
Rip Haywire: Just a few dozen ribs. We've got to find the biogenic weapon! 
Meanwhile.
Man 1: Sir, you hurt, butch girlfriend hasn't reported back from the G.U.N.S. lab. 
Man 2: I sear she better not be trying to milk me for time-and-a-half.
May 9, 2009
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