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Rip Haywire

By Dan Thompson
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Jan 22, 2009
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Narrator: Rip's could-be-mumps-ridden mind returns to  the night he met cobra. 
Cobra Carson: Thank you for the dance. Join me on the balcony? 
Rip Haywire: For a moment. I must go. Got a name, honey?
Cobra Carson: You can call me the Cobra.
Rip Haywire: You venomous snake! You poisonus viper!
Cobra Carson: Rip! Stop! Ten more serpent slurs and you win a date!
Jan 24, 2009
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