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   garfieldfanclubpresident said, 5 months ago

   Okay, people, listen up. That Maya stuff is a bunch of bullfeathers. I tell you, if you want to know what happens tomorrow, this is it: The next cycle of the Mayan calendar. If you believe that, well, I’m very sorry, though you’ll be around for New Year’s Eve
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   garfieldfanclubpresident said, 5 months ago

   @garfieldfanclubpresident

   and on that note….
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   simpsonfan2 said, 5 months ago

   Never mind hockey, revive Major League Human Cannonball.
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   garfieldfanclubpresident said, 5 months ago

   @garfieldfanclubpresident

   Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
   And never brought to mind?
   Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
   And auld lang syne?
   -
   For auld lang syne, my dear,
   For auld lang syne.
   We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
   For auld lang syne.
   -
   And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp!
   And surely I’ll be mine!
   And we’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet,
   for auld lang syne.
   -
   We twa hae run about the braes
   And pou’d the gowans fine.
   We’ve wandered mony a weary foot,
   Sin’ auld lang syne.
   -
   We twa hae sported i’ the burn,
   From morning sun till dine,
   But seas between us braid hae roared
   Sin’ auld lang syne.
   -
   And ther’s a hand, my trusty friend,
   And gie’s a hand o’ thine;
   We’ll tak’ a right good willie-waught,,
   For auld lang syne.
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   vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

   last request,hmmm…finish borderlands 2, pig out on several pizzas, get a last kiss from my significant other, tell my enemies to f off, burn my abode to the ground, tell work to shove it. and, watch the stars, while the world burns.
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   celecca said, 5 months ago

   have one day without pain so I could go to the zoo, clean my house, and cook a wonderful meal from scratch for my love.
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   jbjerry said, 5 months ago

   A smart phone that doesn’t make me feel like an idiot….and world peace
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   dheine1971 said, 5 months ago

   Have it reborn 2,000 years later into a world of savagry, super science, and sorcery like in the 1980’s cartoon Thundarr the Barbarian.
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   ruffinready said, 5 months ago

   The world will end before this year is over. Dick Clark is gone, so we can’t have New Year’s Eve. So now what?
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    Dave Hussell said, 5 months ago

    Max out all my credit cards on fun stuff.
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    Pat Murray said, 5 months ago

    The Sabres to win the Stanley Cup, the Bills to win the Super Bowl and the Indians to win the World Series
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    Pat Murray said, 5 months ago

    For Hercules in New York to be recognized as one of the 100 greatest movies of all time
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    michael ricigliano said, 5 months ago

    Blindfold …and a bubble gum cigarette
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    michael ricigliano said, 5 months ago

    @Pat Murray

    Pat- I’ll be watching today to see if this request makes it before world disintegrates>..i’m pulling for you!
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    michael ricigliano said, 5 months ago

    A Twinkie.
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