Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 06, 2017
October 05, 2017
October 09, 2017
Transcript:
cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shortbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less than 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter; produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contains highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
Joliet Jake over 6 years ago
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Run! But beware of the Parents of Girl Scouts Who Work With You….
Kip W over 6 years ago
Fun fact: in the 20s, local troops made the cookies themselves using recipes furnished by the national organization. One hates to guess what prompted the change.