Aug 22, 2014
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nature a handy guide

have you ever been out at the beach or in the woods, enjoying nature, and thought to yourself, "what was that i just stepped in?" chances are it's something unpleasant.

in fact, nature is full of nasty things mucousy larval bladderoid things that, harmful or not, are best avoided. just use these handy mnemonic rhymes-
guy: pee-yoo

leaves of three, let it be.
guy: everyone knows that.

legs of eight, leave the state.

makes a sound, don't hang around.
thing: phffplpfgh

fetid & wet, get upset.
guy: agk

kind of brown, put it down.

seems organic, best to panic.
Aug 29, 2014
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