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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Jul 18, 2014
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fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert!

best entertainment - genetically modified corn races, frederick county.

depend aarp
geritol polident
winnebago
worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county.

worst entertainment - squinto the wan-dering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county.

most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county.

kid 1: put it in gear!
kid 2: huh?
worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince george's county.

he's on his break
he's got a temper
prod the carny
3 prods $1 -
worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
Jul 25, 2014
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