Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson

Richard's Poor Almanac

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 7 months ago

    Penguins with bazookas
    should remain there, you palookas!

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

    Rhyming aphorisms
    May cause mental spasms.

  3. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen said, 7 months ago

    The bank thermometer forgot the minus sign.

  4. ehtaniguchi

    ehtaniguchi GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    There was nothing more awful than going to the grocery store for milk just after the National Weather Service announced the coming of a major snowstorm. Not only would the store be packed with hysterical shoppers, but almost all of the milk would be gone. Sometimes I was lucky to walk out with a quart of half and half.

  5. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 7 months ago

    “Tongue to pole on a dare,
    have warm water handy, or leave some there.”

  6. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    penguins— hilarious!

  7. Steam  Vapor

    Steam Vapor said, 7 months ago

    @ArthurAllen

    Um, no…. sq.rt. of 1156 is 34. 34-9=25.
    No minus sign needed.

  8. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, 7 months ago

    when it drops below 0º celsius
    you just wish you were someplace elsius

  9. BenPanced

    BenPanced said, 7 months ago

    More like: “Panic buying at the store/half an inch, maybe more”.

  10. swr

    swr said, 7 months ago

    @gopher gofer

    wuss, try five days below zero fahrenheit

  11. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, 7 months ago

    @swr

    oh, i’ve enjoyed many more days than 5 when it was below 0º F, but i just couldn’t think up a rhyme for fahrenheit

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