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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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May 16, 2013
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bad day trips

lurid caverns - embarrassing stalagmite formations & tour guides who keep nudging you. avoid especially the "grotto of glands."

geek's neck varmint refuge - just what it says; varmints, mostly un-desirable alien species. and all they do is molt, smell & eat each other.

big pile state park - formerly amazing rock state park until the accident. the park ranger on duty seems depressed & withdrawn.

cretin's run national battlefield - site of the civil war's least decisive battle. a magnet for irate reenactors who spit almost too authentically.
May 23, 2013
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