Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 17, 2013
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Transcript:
sweeps week spectacular this week - right here in this almanac - someone is going to win one million dollars! then, right before your eyes, one of these people will marry a perfect stranger in this very almanac! finally, not all of these characters will survive to the end of this cartoon! who won't make it? oop: congratulations! $1,000,000 bride: dearest! oop: you may now kiss the bride. smootch snap smash guy: this is great! what happens next week? just stand... right... there...
On Married with Children, Al was visited by Death, who took the image of Peg. After he worms his way out of going to hell, Death smirks to Al, “Well, I’ll be seeing you. The day you win the lottery. Just kidding. Maybe…”Then she laughs as she fades out. Classic.