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Dec 27, 2012
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hangover cures for new year's day
the old ice pack
hair of the dog

in ancient times it was believed that a hangover was caused by "spirits" who lived in the bottle. when disturbed, these spirits would lodge in your skull, push all the furniture out of the way & commence to rassle. to evict them you would need to dig a hole at a busy crossroads and toss the bottle in. given the state of many of our local roads this should be a snap.
worker: who threw this? you?
man: ag please, not so loud.

some lizards can slow their metabolisms to the point where the circulation practically stops. you should try this! this is a holistic approach, and may be supplemented with a diet of shredded lettuce & live crickets.
Jan 3, 2013
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