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   simpsonfan2 said, 5 months ago

   Hank?
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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   Poor Scorpio. Poor Pisces. Poorer Aries.
   —Do you sense a pattern here? This must be the “exclusively BAD luck” horoscope!
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   piksea said, 5 months ago

   And now, we all share the fate of Sagittarius. Thanks a lot.
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   ArthurAllen said, 5 months ago

   Virgo: there’s a shortage of available women in science fiction fandom. Trust me on this.
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   Perkycat said, 5 months ago

   I am Gemini and I AM innocent on all charges! (trust me)
   Thankfully I can’t remember the Mr. Ed song and nobody has to write it or post a link here because I’m not coming back here today! I don’t want to know.
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   John Glynn said, 5 months ago

   Cancer in the Clubhouse!
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   @ArthurAllen

   We needs lots more ladies of all ages too.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   • The "Serpent Barer bumped me from Virgo to Lio.
   

   
   The Internet was buzzing with questions over how the new sign which was not in the old Zodiac system used by the Babylonian astrology will change their zodiacs.
   

   
   Taken from the Greek word for ‘serpent-bearer’, the sign is portrayed by a man grasping the snake that is represented by the constellation Serpens. Ophiuchus was one of the 48 constellations proposed by Ptolemy in the second century. It was earlier known as Serpentarius, a Latin word for serpent-bearer.
   

   
   Zodiac Sign- Ophiuchus
   

   
   The new sign will cover those born between Nov. 29 and Dec. 17 while Sagittarius will move into the 13 th position covering from Dec. 17 to Jan. 20.
   

   
   What are Ophiuchus character traits?
   

   
   Those born in Ophiuchus are said to be honest, intellectual, sexually magnetic, prone to change and jealous.
   

   
   If recognized, the new sign has potential to cause major upsets, including changes in star signs of celebrities. The number 13 is also considered inauspicious worldwide and astrologers are agog at the buzz around the 13th sign with doom sayers predicting a disastrous 2011.
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   srover said, 5 months ago

   As a Sag, I find this strip evil!
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    vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

    don’t believe in horoscopes. make your own destiny.
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    Rottiluv said, 5 months ago

    Damn it, what’s wrong with red velour! I got them red velour!!!
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    Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

    As a Leo, I finally feel vindicated.
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    neatslob said, 5 months ago

    Leo looks a bit like Big Shirley.
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