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Richard's Poor Almanac

By Richard Thompson
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Dec 8, 2011
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the handprint turkey
a childhood classic art form
rediscovered.

1. place one hand palm down on a sheet of paper with fingers slightly spread. trace carefully around your hand with a crayon.

2. lift your hand to reveal a neatly outlined handprint.

3. using your favorite colors, add a beak, eyes, wattles, 2 legs & plumage. voila-tom turkey!
turkey: gobble. gobble.

3. suddenly- chop
turkey: ow, my thumb! i mean, my head!
man: let's eat!
boy: i get a finger!
next week - tryptophan hangover cures.
Dec 12, 2011
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