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   Margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Seems rather cruel when the bubble bursts

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   Carmy said, 4 months ago

   Gas bubbles!
   Oh look, Bossy’s bubble busted. (say that 3 times fast)

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   Joe Allen Doty said, 4 months ago

   Does methane gas work like helium and is lighter than air?

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   farren said, 4 months ago

   In fact, it does - but a lot less lighter than helium. ( I know that sounds ungrammatical, but it’s not.)

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   saltcreek said, 4 months ago

   this could do away with the “cow fart” tax

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   dianalyn said, 4 months ago

   This is udderly ridiculous

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   Nozzi said, 4 months ago

   It’s a bird, It’s a plane, it’s a flying cow.

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   StradMan37 said, 4 months ago

   LIFT-OFF, WE HAVE LIFT-OFF!!!

   HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM…….

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   gopuppy said, 4 months ago

   Joe Allen Doty: Methane (mass = 16) is quite a bit heavier than Helium (mass = 4) but still lighter than components of the air: Nitrogen (mass = 28), Oxygen (mass = 32) Carbon Dioxide (mass = 44). Not sure if you can make floating balloons using methane, let alone a cow (someone much nerdier than me needs to calculate that) but….perhaps….

   For anyone willing to take up the challenge, here’s how:
   (mass of balloon + cow + gas) divided by volume all three of them take up must be less than the mass of the same volume of air for it to “float”. You can assume that air is only Nitrogen and Oxygen and Oxygen is around 20%. Now all you need is to assume some balloon volume and determine the volume of a cow.

   Anyway, it’s funnny

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    Saucy1121 said, 4 months ago

    Make a floating balloon with methane? Sounds like a job for the Mythbusters.

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    Ushindi said, 4 months ago

    Methane is also very flammable, as most guys who have been in the military can attest….

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    D-i-c-e-R said, 4 months ago

    I recommend the farmer get out his BB gun. Or better yet, flaming arrows.

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    Lewreader said, 4 months ago

    Save us from global warming

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    calvinandquestionmark said, 4 months ago

    Has this anything to do with how pigs fly? I’m just asking.

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    mogelsberg said, 3 months ago

    You can tell he’s really never worked with cattle. The first thing I thought about was prolapses!! Not very funny. Depends on your perspective. Usually, I find cows very funny!