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   The_JAM said, 5 months ago

   Odd, I thought that with reptiles, it was a lot longer between meals…

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   IncredibleWerekitty said, 5 months ago

   It’s not a joke about reptiles, but about Chinese food.

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   The_JAM said, 5 months ago

   Odd, Chinese food never did that to me…

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   SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

   He just drank all the moat water so he’s full. He is also a plastics engineer working on toy components of a new action figure line called ‘guantanimo foursome’.

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   SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

   Oh, there is no water in moats. So he ate the grass.
   ( Dragons go Vegan, coming soon to a theatre near you!))

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   TheRedHatt said, 5 months ago

   Yep good o’l chicken chow yucky !

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   barbhinkins said, 5 months ago

   no moat - it’s the great wall

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   pookid54 said, 5 months ago

   I think it was that General Tso that did it

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   eardroppings said, 5 months ago

   IncredibleWerekitty

   I’d say you’re dead right on this one. It seemed obvious to me.

   The Jam…
   Yeah, Chinese food never did that to me either. I could eat it forever, although I have heard it does have this affect on a lot of people.

   EMET
   Huh?

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    Dear Eardroppings,
    Actually your name is a better name for listening into another person’s conversation than ‘eavesdropping’. ‘Eaves- dropping’ is more like letting a roof crash in. Or setting it in place.

    Anyway, what exactly don’t you get about my color-commenating? I am naive and didn’t realize it was the great wall of China, not a moat. But the plastics engineer thing still works in China —- who just ate chinese food, of course.

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    Rmom said, 5 months ago

    Thanks for the explanation, IncredibleWerekitty. I don’t eat Chinese food, so the humor escaped me until I read your comment.

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    cleokaya said, 5 months ago

    Tastes just like chicken.

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    runar said, 5 months ago

    What happened when a cannibal ate Chairman Mao? Half an hour later he was hungry for power!

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    chromosome said, 5 months ago

    It seems to me the Chinese food I used to eat around 40 years ago had a bigger vegetable to meat ratio and seemed much lighter. Now, it seems most dishes are full of meat and oil, so I never get hungry for quite a while. Anyone else here old enough to confirm this?

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    stonehenge1951 said, 5 months ago

    I agree chromosome. I had a buddy in college who had parents that owned a chinese restaurant. He told me that balancing the ingredients was the chinese way so meat was only a small part of the meal and not the meal itself. That was about 40 years ago. Back then vegetables did not mean 90 percent broccoli either. I miss the old style.

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    Lewreader said, 5 months ago

    So Chinese food is not as healthy as it used to be before Americans wanted it loaded with meat and sugar.

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    eardroppings said, 5 months ago

    EMET
    My comment was in regards to your response,

    “He just drank all the maot water so he’s full. He is also a plastics engineer working on toy components of a new action figure line called ‘guantanimo foursome’. ”

    You had me baffled as to what you were talking about.

    Your second response: “Oh, there is no water in moats. So he ate the grass.
    ( Dragons go Vegan, coming soon to a theatre near you!))”

    and I hadn’t seen that at the time I made my comment about not understanding what you were talking about.

    Now, we can both be confused about what the other was meaning.

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    As long as in our minds we are clear as to what we are thinking!

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    eardroppings said, 5 months ago

    Right.