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   Margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Maybe they’ll accept the dry…

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   AddADadaAdDad said, 4 months ago

   999 kibbles in a bag, take one out, pass it around, 998 kibbles in a bag…

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   Doctor Toon said, 4 months ago

   When I have someone at the door trying to tell me about their religion I have a very simple response.
   I turn my head and shout into the house:
   “The human sacrifice is here, can we get started now?”

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   Dry said, 4 months ago

   doc, LOL! I wouldn’t have the nerve to do that! I’d be tempted, though! Once, some people came to my door, and my dogs stood there barking at them. Thye informed me they would come back when I got rid of my dogs! I told them, “Well I guess I won’t be seeing you again” and slammed the door in their face!

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   Doctor Toon said, 4 months ago

   Dry - Try it, the facial reactions are priceless.

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   iamtxmilady said, 4 months ago

   I just tell them that I respect their right to thier God, now to please recpect my right to mine. If that doesn’t work, I tell them I’m pagan.

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   Ash said, 4 months ago

   I’m putting this on my front door.

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   Nakhash said, 4 months ago

   Do you think he has to keep the Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons in separate pens?

   When the religious Christian club would come knocking on the door of our dorm, whichever roommate answered would yell at them “You’re just in time! The Wesson Oil party is about to start! BYOB!”

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   Lewreader said, 4 months ago

   The Jehovah’s nuisances and the Morons have the right to practice their religion next door

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    sottwell said, 4 months ago

    Heh. I was a JW for a while; it was common then for men to threaten to take off their clothes to get rid of us. Never worked with me, I’d ask if I could sell tickets, which would really freak out my companion. My warped sense of humor didn’t go over too well with the JWs. I never could get pushy enough to convert anybody, even though it was fun seeing different people’s reactions, and I didn’t go for the “women should shut up and let their husbands tell them what to think and what to do” bit either, so we parted company. It was interesting seeing a real brainwashing organization working from the inside.

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    hank197857 said, 4 months ago

    i’m glad people witness about Christ. would you rather have them blowing up buildings and twin towers? shame on you, ash. my job is to fight for this country, die if necessary. i gladly lay down my life so that door-knockers can continue to preach about Jesus. there are better signs you can post. most of us door-knockers will respect them.

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    xpsmars said, 4 months ago

    “You CANNOT petition the lord with prayer!”

    (The Doors, “The Soft Parade”)

    shouted at top volume deals with just about everybody who comes to the door.

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    DerekA said, 4 months ago

    With the JW’s it is relatively easy - just tell them you would prefer they not contact you again. They are assigned specific areas. They keep a log of every house they call on and they will not come back by for at least one year. The pretext will be to see if you have moved and there is a new person living there. Just tell them the same thing again.

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    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    We just ask them why they don’t keep the 7th day sabbath , they can’t answer, and they don’t come back.
    Can’t really be a Jehovah witness if you are not following Jehovah. (YHVH)

    “It’ works. I’ve tried it.”
    - the Great Escape, tailor guy when demonstrating how the pins in his pocket pulled out and dropped dark dirt out

    Finally,’ X’ was impressed.

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    tobybartels said, 4 months ago

    I wish that more proselytisers would come by, especially people like Mormons and JWs with uncommon beliefs. They are interesting to talk to, and I can usually get them to leave literature that makes good reading.

    I must be a weirdo.