Red Meat by Max Cannon

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    There was this handsome hunk o’ wood named Hank…

  2. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Right. Not married, is he?

  3. Kingoswald

    KingoswaldGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Make sure you get there early so you don’t get an ugly one …

  4. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    margueritemPro says:
    There was this handsome hunk o’ wood named Hank…

    Was that Hank Plank? I think he was pining fir Holly.

  5. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    She wooden have talked to you anyway.

  6. Sternvogel

    Sternvogel said, 7 months ago

    He needed to spruce up his appearance so he could be more poplar.

  7. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    Carol the two-by-four still gives him a woody.

  8. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    he definitely is barking up the wrong tree

  9. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    I’m getting board with all of these puns.

  10. ToborRedrum

    ToborRedrum said, 7 months ago

    Great, a re-titled rerun from 2002:
    http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2002-05-28/index.html

  11. The Old Wolf

    The Old WolfGenius_badge said, 7 months ago

    These board puns are just plane silly…