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   catfeet said, about 1 month ago

   I can just hear it now—“I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you choose a Halloween costume!” Now, that would be scary!
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   Jo Clear said, about 1 month ago

   You are over-thinking it Red…I’d go with scary for you and Rover…More fun
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   simpsonfan2 said, about 1 month ago

   There probably will be such a study/grant.
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   Leo Autodidact said, about 1 month ago

   @catfeet

   For 50%+ of the Candy!
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   AshburnStadium said, about 1 month ago

   I used to dress up as a politician for Halloween. It was a very simple costume – just a business suit with some old campaign buttons.
   What’s scarier at this time of year, hobgoblins or politicians??
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   Me3000 said, about 1 month ago

   doesn’t matter how much candy you get it’ll be gone by sept 1st anyway
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   Me3000 said, about 1 month ago

   @Me3000

   I meant Nov 1st, doh
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   hippogriff said, about 1 month ago

   If not, the Halloween Costume Manufacturers Association is ready to spend a million dollars in a lobbying effort to get one.`
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   Tigerchik32 said, about 1 month ago

   My problem isn’t what to wear, its finding what I want in my size. Everything is usually in Med.
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    squirrelchaser said, about 1 month ago

    This is really a no-brainer if you think about it. Who is typically in charge of giving out candy (especially in Red’s day)? The Mom, and Moms (and women in general) go for cute everytime. Sure, the mean guy living in that apartment will grunt and give you a tootsie roll, but the women will swoon and fill your bag.
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    K M said, about 1 month ago

    If there isn’t, there will be before the next debt ceiling debacle happens.
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    cubefarmer said, about 1 month ago

    There are eight figure grants given for far more trivial things Red.
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