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   Pacopuddy said, 2 months ago

   I see – you insist on pressing your own self-destruct button . . .
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   J. Short said, 2 months ago

   Experiment. One day try the phrase,“Honey, have you been losing weight.?”
   A few days later try,“Darling, your ass looks fat in that dress.”
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   comicnut4636 said, 2 months ago

   …And we have lift off!!!
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   BaconBoyCamper said, 2 months ago

   Hence the facial stubble on the guy on the right…
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   DDS029 said, 2 months ago

   @J. Short

   When you already know the result, that’s NOT an experiment. That’s a given!
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   jmcx4 said, 2 months ago

   @J. Short

   My wife is very slender. Those comments would work in reverse on her.
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   Doctor Toon said, 2 months ago

   My wife wishes she had a remote for me some days, mostly for the mute button
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   Jeff0811 said, 2 months ago

   Wives are actually pretty easy to figure out, just have to know how to decode their language. For example if she is working on a project, say painting a room of the house, and you ask if she needs help. The answers would be decoded as follows:

   No, I don’t need help, go watch tv. Actually means, you can help me if you like.
   

   
   You can help if you want, means, Yes, if you want your wife to be a happy camper you will pick up a paint roller and get to work.
   

   
   If she says, Get off your a$$ and help out around the house for a change, it means you’re sleeping on the couch tonight buddy.
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