Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich

Real Life Adventures

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  1. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 3 years ago

    I see – you insist on pressing your own self-destruct button . . .

  2. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Experiment. One day try the phrase,“Honey, have you been losing weight.?”
    A few days later try,“Darling, your ass looks fat in that dress.”

  3. comicnut4636

    comicnut4636 said, over 3 years ago

    …And we have lift off!!!

  4. BaconBoyCamper

    BaconBoyCamper said, over 3 years ago

    Hence the facial stubble on the guy on the right…

  5. DDS029

    DDS029 said, over 3 years ago

    @J. Short

    When you already know the result, that’s NOT an experiment. That’s a given!

  6. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 3 years ago

    @J. Short

    My wife is very slender. Those comments would work in reverse on her.

  7. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, over 3 years ago

    Wives are actually pretty easy to figure out, just have to know how to decode their language. For example if she is working on a project, say painting a room of the house, and you ask if she needs help. The answers would be decoded as follows:

    No, I don’t need help, go watch tv. Actually means, you can help me if you like.

    You can help if you want, means, Yes, if you want your wife to be a happy camper you will pick up a paint roller and get to work.

    If she says, Get off your a$$ and help out around the house for a change, it means you’re sleeping on the couch tonight buddy.

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