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   simpsonfan2 said, 3 months ago

   One is.
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   gmartin997 said, 3 months ago

   I fail to see why one would be sleeping in one’s car just because one spent Valentine’s Day playing golf. Doesn’t one have a house key?
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   Pharmakeus Ubik said, 3 months ago

   One is apparently frightened of the old battleaxe, or she had the locks changed and got a restraining order.
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   The Nihilist said, 3 months ago

   @gmartin997

   Never underestimate the needs of a woman on their day. Watched it happen a couple times -
   Wives taking golf clubs turning them into scrap using them on hubby’s car or boat

   Oh, house keys don’t undo door bolts or security chains.

   Roses, a card and a box of chocolates are a lot cheaper than set of Titleist clubs and a repair bill.
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   trimguy said, 3 months ago

   If your spouse isn’t part of the foursome, you’re definitely in trouble ;-)
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   David Glover said, 3 months ago

   I MUST be old, I remember a time when BOTH sexes received “you’re my valentine” gifts.
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   rw1h said, 3 months ago

   Apparently, one’s doghouse is currently doubly occupied….
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   hltrim52 said, 3 months ago

   And what the heck is so great about golf?
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   The Sheriff NOBama said, 3 months ago

   I would had loved to have spent Valentine’s Day with a “foursome” alright!
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    gmartin997 said, 3 months ago

    @hltrim52

    Nothing, now that you’ve mentioned it. It’s often referred to as a good walk wasted.
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    braindead08 said, 3 months ago

    But, but … my wife said I should tie her to the bed naked. Then, she said I could do whatever I wanted. So when is our tee time?
    (old joke)
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    Jkiss said, 3 months ago

    Not if one would offer one a couch to sleep on.
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