Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich

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  1. dcguys

    dcguysGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    I’d move the car, dude!

  2. Dry

    DryGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Yea, I go through this with my hubby! He ends up moving the car!

  3. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    I’d move his car AND turn the A/C full blast, move the seat as close up as possible and turn the radio full blast to a hip hop station.

  4. runar

    runarGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    The original (often misquoted phrase) is from the 1697 play The Mourning Bride, Act iii, Sc. 8, by William Congreve. In full, it’s “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” or, as originally written, “Heav’n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn’d, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn’d”

    Act i, Scene 1 of the same play has the also well-known (and also oft-misquoted) “Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.” Original: “Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast, To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak. I’ve read, that things inanimate have mov’d, And, as with living Souls, have been form’d by Magick Numbers and persuasive Sound.”

  5. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Thanks Runar, I learned something today!

    (Can I please go home now?)

  6. chromosome

    chromosomeGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    I second carmy’s suggestion >:-)

  7. runar

    runarGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Misquotes are kind of a hobby with me.

  8. Nakhash

    NakhashGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Sounds like a threat I’d make, though I really live carmy’s “evul” suggestion!