Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Yeah, thanks for nothin’, Eve!

  2. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    There are a lot of choices that don’t involve desert ascetics, though many of us prefer ‘None of the above.’

  3. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Not just gullible, but willing to enforce their enlightened vision of what is right and what is wrong upon their unenlightened neighbors with the full force of law and punishment, when they should all be subject only to my own understanding of right and wrong, which is quite obviously morally superior. Wheeee!

  4. Indigo

    Indigo GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The Bible never said it was an apple—just “fruit” from a tree. Everyone just assumes it was an apple (not sure why). At any rate, I love them apples! :o)

  5. mapleman

    mapleman said, over 1 year ago

    @ KennyVon You better hope you’re right.

  6. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    Good Will Haunting

  7. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, over 1 year ago

    I always wondered… Why a snake? What kind of idiot accepts fruit from a snake. Why not a cute koala or something? Anyway, the snake gets so much bad press. If it wasn’t for the snake, we’d be bored stiff hanging around a garden with nothing to do. It’s only through the snake’s valiant effort that we’re having any fun at all. And even with the snake’s best effort, people used the story just to make each other miserable and to oppress half the population.
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    Of course, it’s a snake because that’s what it was in the Mesopotamian story it was lifted from. And everyone already had Eden stories and located them in various places. If you want to believe the Mormons, it was in Jackson County, Missouri, where, today, there are a very impressive bike park and a real big ammunition plant, both of which are a kind of paradise for some folks.

  8. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t take things so literawobble. – Walt Kelly

  9. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 1 year ago

    Just awful snake!

  10. ri9115

    ri9115 said, over 1 year ago

    “Good luck with all them virgins!”

    Who said they were females?

  11. echoraven

    echoraven said, over 1 year ago

    Actually if you look at the works of Hitler’s minister of propaganda, the government is their religion.

  12. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Obviously, neither politics nor religion is important to me because the guy I’m loving is agnostic and left wing. He enjoys all the things that ARE important to me ;-D

  13. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @MeGoNow

    A snake is usually representative of some form of current flow, such as electromagnetic force or liquid water in ancient pictographic representations. Serpents and dragons are well represented in ancient “legends”. Unfortunately, nobody knows how to read anymore. It’s just as well. We would only misuse the knowledge anyway.

  14. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @ri9115

    Who said you weren’t the virgin 72 ways you hadn’t thought of?

  15. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 1 year ago

    ri9115: Who said they were human? The Qur’an describes them as made of smoke and musk and perpetually virgin; they are servants, not sex objects.

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