Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. Ron Gee

    Ron Gee said, over 3 years ago

    Is it le zombie or la zombie?

  2. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 3 years ago

    La plume de ma tante? Non? Bonjour tristesse?

  3. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 3 years ago

    If the teacher only had half a brain.

  4. Green 8019

    Green 8019 said, over 3 years ago

    Le monsteur……

  5. yardlet6

    yardlet6 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Green 8019

    La monstre.

  6. Mark Lorenz

    Mark Lorenz GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Who cares!!! It’s a comic. Pedantic – so woody allenish.

  7. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 3 years ago

    Merci, Madame Professeur. Vous avez saved moi d’un faux pas empirer de la morte.

  8. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 3 years ago

    Canard!

  9. waykirk

    waykirk said, over 3 years ago

    À tout à l’heure’, which is roughly translated ‘see you soon’.

    But I hope not.

    The old Sarge who loves France

  10. Bing43

    Bing43 said, over 3 years ago

    What?

  11. georgelcsmith

    georgelcsmith said, over 3 years ago

    Zombi is masculine, zombie is feminine. Remember the rule. Nouns in French that end in e are feminine. Those that don’t in e are masculine.

  12. Dry and Dusty

    Dry and Dusty GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Wow DAVE! Finding my Little Buddy today took a while! Very clever, Sir! :-)

  13. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 3 years ago

    Listening to these kids trying to say squirrel in French makes me wonder if this is why Dave named our little buddy “Ralph.”
    How to say squirrel in French.

  14. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 3 years ago

    One animal name you’re not likely to learn how to say in high school French classes is seal.
    Seals and walruses were my sons’ favorite animals when they were little – we had stuffed animals, books, etc. When they were taking French in high school, it dawned on us that they didn’t know these names, and I had never learned them in school, either.
    So, we looked them up. When we learned that seal is phoque, we understood the omission.
    The next day, my smart-aleck son went to class and asked the teacher how to say seal.
    “All right, who told you?” she asked.
    The little fink blamed it on me. Then I was that mom.

  15. Big Nate's Girl

    Big Nate's Girl said, over 3 years ago

    What’s French for “Help”? Or maybe “Drop the ‘En Francais S’il Vous Plait’ act and look behind You!”

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