Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    One, but only if the old lightbulb was never turned on.

  2. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 2 years ago

    I use to work for a company like that.

  3. Jarett

    Jarett GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    …then comes the filamentbuster where everybody gets frustrated and says “screw it, lets just switch to fluorescent.”

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    How many…
    Germans: One, but only if you order him to.
    Irish: Seven. One to do it, six to reminisce about how grand the old bulb was.
    French: I give up, how many?
    Italians: One, but only if his Ma says to.
    Lawyers: As many as you can afford.
    Klingons: None, warriors do not do the jobs of menials.
    Engineers: One, but it takes three hours for him to devise the most efficient way to do it.
    Jews: Two, one to do it, one to say “Schmuck! My brother-in-law owns a lightbulb factory, I could get you bulbs at cost.”
    Surrealists: Fish.

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 2 years ago

    How many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one. He holds the bulb still and the rest of the country revolves around him.

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 2 years ago

    @blunebottle

    Down there, you could substitute Washingtonians. Or New Yorkers.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 2 years ago

    Hey, at the level of inefficiency they’re operating at, how did a couple of them get a coffee?

  8. Jarett

    Jarett GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Zen Buddhists: None, there is no light bulb.
    Psychiatrists: One, but only if it really wants to change.

  9. scrabblefiend

    scrabblefiend said, over 2 years ago

    Must be a government study.

  10. WillardMBaker

    WillardMBaker said, over 2 years ago

    How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. It’s a hardware problem.

  11. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Hey. What’s this little switch thingy on the side here?

  12. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 2 years ago

    How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb: undetermined number

    1 to pray to have the light restored
    1 to blame liberals for darkness even though old bulb bought under previous administration
    1 to bash gays and Jews gratituously
    1 to cut taxes on overseas light bulb supplier
    1 to go online and buy cheapest bulb and not pay sales tax
    1 to hire illegal alien to do work
    1 to hire spin doctor to cover up the deal
    1 to declare mission accomplished even though new bulb doesn’t work
    1 to blame liberals again for darkness

    How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb: 4

    1 to study effect of Republican opposition to change
    1 to choose most efficient, greenist choice of bulb
    1 to hire OSHA approved fairly paid labor
    1 to pay with money from taxes rather than charging it to grandchildren

  13. clucky

    clucky said, over 2 years ago

    @scrabblefiend

    Right on !!

  14. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Rockngolfer

    Your last line is hilarious. It was the Democrats who taught the Repubs everything they know about deficit spending.

  15. Jazzlily

    Jazzlily GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Ain’t that the truth!

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