Reality Check by Dave Whamond

Reality Check

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  1. Jarett

    Jarett said, 2 months ago

    What happens when you ask him to hold the pickle?

  2. Ron Gee

    Ron Gee said, 2 months ago

    When I get a hamburger that comes with cheese and/or pickles, I usually ask for them on the side. I like hamburgers, I like cheese, and I like pickles, but I don’t like eating them together. Yeah, kinda weird.

  3. Jarett

    Jarett said, 2 months ago

    < insert toasted buns joke here >

  4. FUNG1

    FUNG1 said, 2 months ago

    That same guy applied to me for a job … he didn’t last very long!
    NOT dumb… just no experience in restaurants.

  5. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 2 months ago

    Hold the pickles
    Hold the lettuce
    Special orders just piss us off to no frickin’ end!

  6. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 2 months ago

    Anywhere you put it, it’s a waste of a perfectly good burger.

  7. chizzel

    chizzel said, 2 months ago

    @Jarett

    Snerk….good ones

  8. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, 2 months ago

    The cook was near-sided . . ☻

  9. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog said, 2 months ago

    Getting the job well done is rare these days.

  10. PoorPig

    PoorPig said, 2 months ago

    @Ron Gee, You do remember you have only one stomach?

  11. bmonk

    bmonk said, 2 months ago

    Do you want French Fries with that?

    Oui!

  12. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 2 months ago

    bmonk: At least the language holds. They originated in Belgium. In the 1920s in Paris, they were called frites americaine, now just frites.

  13. CoBass

    CoBass said, 2 months ago

    @PoorPig

    I’m sure he realized he only has one stomach. However, that’s more related to nutrition than to taste.

    On a related matter, you seem to have forgotten that he only has one mouth and one tongue, with all the related taste buds. He apparently doesn’t like the taste of cheese and pickles together. It’s called “Different strokes for different folks” or (more appropriately in this case) “There’s no accounting for taste”.

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